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I’m in the stage of my life when I really need to decide on what I want to do for the rest of my life. I guess its called a career or something. I have given it A LOT of thought and I have finally found out my true calling. I’m going to be a Super Hero. Now, I don’t have any super powers yet, but I was thinking maybe I could learn some witch craft or something. I’m going to call myself The Kickass Bitchass Puncher Chick. Basically, I’m going to go around and punch people. But only people who are doing bad things. Like, if some jerk steps on a caterpiller, I will punch him or her. I’m going to bust out the punch of death. Never before seen. I’ve secretly been working on it. You are not allowed to hit me back, though. You can’t hit a super hero, are you insane?