they want some biscuits

Whenever I exit the bathroom I can expect some family member to scream at me, "Wash your hands!" I refuse. I don't feel it is necessary. More people should not wash their hands. Fuck all the scientific studies. Most of those "studies" are made up in order to sell tons of soap. Don't people know that when you turn on the water with your dirty hands those germs linger on the handle? And then when you finish washing your hands you touch the dirty handle and those germs are right back where they started from. ON YOUR HANDS! Think about when you are using a public bathroom and you go to wash your hands. A person could have just changed their baby's diaper and went to wash their hands at the same sink you are about to. Guess what's on the handle? Baby poop. So, you lather your hands up really good and just when you think they're squeaky clean, you stick them in baby poop to turn the water off. Here is my secret, just take a shower every once in a while and your hands will get washed automatically. Otherwise, there is no need to wash them.