they want some biscuits

I know this kid named Andrew. I heard he likes boys or something.

Here's something to really think about before you go to bed tonight. Why don't we ever see cats hump? We see dogs hump all the time. In the park, on the street, on t.v.. My dog is a fixed female and she'll hump any leg she can get her paws on. Have you ever seen a cat hump? Are cats just very conservative in the public eye but then behind closed doors real freaky? Why don't we ever see cats hump?!

I hid my dad's keys from him today. It was awesome. After my mom tattled on me, he stormed downstairs and demanded his keys. I said, "Ah hell no biatch!" Or... at least thats what I was thinking. When he finally realized I wasn't giving them to him he took a new approach. He thought that insulting me might make me give them back. "You are (so many years) going on thirteen!" He screamed. I giggled. He went back upstairs all pissed off like. Since I'm supposively only going to turn thirteen this year, I decided to act on my young teen like impulses. I retrieved his keys from my secret special spot and chucked them into the back yard. I hope Abby didn't eat her poop today cuz thats where I wanted those keys to land.

Let me explain breifly why I have not written in a while. I was on the run from Pirates. Anyway, my dog, Abby, likes to eat her own turds. It doesn't matter if its a week old or straight from the pooper, she'll eat it. Her favorite way to eat her own poop is during the winter, when her turds turn into something I like to call poopsicles. The other day she brought one into the house to thaw for dinner. My mom found it and in disgust threw it out. Abby got pissed and in return humped my mom. Payback is a bitch.