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Warning!! If you are over the age of 60 you may find this very offensive.

Since when did people establish that elderly people were the people to respect? Is it because they are so packed with information on life? They ARE packed with information, but none that is of any use to us. Sure, if I need to figure out how to defeather a chicken or properly clean some dentures I'll be sure to call an elderly person. They way I look at it they should respect us young adults. We are the ones that know how to send e-mails and leave voice mails. The other day my grandma called my cell phone and I missed her call. My voice mail rang and it was my grandma pushing buttons and saying, "What did that lady say?"

Now I'm not going to lie, old people are fun. It's not like I don't like them. They are very amusing. About a month ago we were having a family dinner and my grandma came to join us. We were all complimenting my brother on a concert he conducted. My grandma then says, "Those kids in you choir are ugly." That was pretty amusing to me.

Here is my favorite quote from my grandma: "If I could I would, but I can't."
Do you really want to know what she was talking about? SEX!! She's 92!
I like old people because they make me laugh.